Amateur Dramatics Buff Prints

Ham Actors

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Backfire

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Deflator mouse

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

A little bird told me...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Scarpia from Tosca

Mikado

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cossack dancers

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Cat Hecklers

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!