Amateur Dramatics Buff Gifts

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Backfire

'One eye of newt or two?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

A little bird told me...

Deflator mouse

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Cat Hecklers

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Beware of the frog"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Cossack dancers

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Masquerade