Amateur Dramatics Gifts

The Amateurs.

Articled clerks discussing amateur dramatics

Man is dismayed at being asked to shave his whiskers for his role in a play

Ham-Dram

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Paul and Debbie.

Optician and the PI.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"I play the husband, but am promised a speaking part next time."

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

The Harold Pinter theatre...