Amateur Detective Of Digital Mysteries Pillows

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Terry had a computer bug.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector