Amateur Baseball Slugger Pillows

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

The Giamatti era

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"A little high and inside."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

"Dad! I didn't know you were a boxer!"

"All this just to take a selfy!"

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"My kind of course."

A minister forgetfully slipping into his other role as a photographer

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'