Always-smiling T-Shirts

A man in sunglasses

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Medical Cabinet

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

The New Age Dentist.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Dave :)

Change your style, learn to smile!

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'