Altitude Avoider Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows designed for altitude avoiders. Soft, cozy, and witty, these pillows remind them that sometimes, the best views are from the ground.

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'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!' mockup

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

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Good News about winter

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Planting a Flag on the Summit

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"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude." mockup

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

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Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous. mockup

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

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Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good. mockup

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

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'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!' mockup

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

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"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up." mockup

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

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"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?" mockup

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

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A skier and a paraglider

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''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?' mockup

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

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Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over. mockup

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

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"You are Here" sign on mountain.

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"I do diet...between snacks."

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"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us." mockup

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

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'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.' mockup

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

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"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

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