Altitude Admiral Pillows

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Driverless cars rage.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Horatio Nelson

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'