Alternative Timelines Gifts

"I often wonder how my life would've turned out if I hadn't wasted two hours of it watching 'Sliding Doors'."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

The New Age Dentist.

Leftie Trump

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Tess of the Dirigibles

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Please use other dimension.

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

'Now might be a good time to tell your wife where you keep your insurance policies.'

'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

COVID 22

Awful Alternate Histories.

Flat Mars Society

Awful Alternate Histories.

ESP Clinic

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'