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But the really great thing about these multifuel stoves is that you can burn almost ANYTHING in them!

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"My superpower is that I'm a vegan and never mention it to anyone."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I beg to differ."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"