Alternative Interests Advocate Pillows

"There's no need to be alarmed, Mr McNulty. It's quite normal for some boys to show no interest in football."

Inclusive speech

Politically Correct Snowperson

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

All Natural Nothing

"He's gone goth"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

AI Safety Officer

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

People and robots

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Mass Shootings Calendar

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Heart Disease Menu

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Inactivists"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'