Alternative Interests Advocate Gifts

"There's no need to be alarmed, Mr McNulty. It's quite normal for some boys to show no interest in football."

Inclusive speech

Politically Correct Snowperson

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"He's gone goth"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

AI Safety Officer

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

People and robots

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Mass Shootings Calendar

"Inactivists"

Heart Disease Menu

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'