Alter Ego Lover Pillows

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Yoko Ono

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

David Bowie

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'