Alter Ego Appreciator Pillows

David Bowie

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You've changed."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"My kid could do that."

Cat with Crown.

Teenage Shakespeare

"...but, seriously..."

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Old Tortoise

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

"I've finally got my head together."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

'FQ...?'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'Brilliant!'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

Narcissus said his biggest regret is missing out on the selfie era!

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

Wait - Before I surface, do I have anything stuck between my teeth? Whale Watching Tour.

"I haven't got a problem with alcohol - it's Clark Kent that drinks like a fish!"

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

"What do you mean, you don't know who I am? I am Ralph. Ralph! Surely you have heard of Ralph."

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.