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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A Tumble Cow

Skiing

Snowboarding downhill.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Highland Piper.

Redecorating Easter Island.

Who knew grass migrates?

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

An English Gold Field

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Well, it's about time!'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Slalom

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Snowman carrot substitute.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

The stuff of Legend.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Worlds Apart.

Pumpkin Time!

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'