Alpine Analyst Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for an alpine analyst? Celebrate their unique blend of mountain expertise and analytical spirit with our fun, creative gifts. Ideal for those who love summits and statistics, our range of personalized items adds a witty or heartfelt touch to their passions.

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down." mockup

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options mockup

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

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"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?" mockup

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week." mockup

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

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"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?" mockup

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

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Light Bulb Moment

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"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows." mockup

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

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"Morning, all!"

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Lethal Presentation

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'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.' mockup

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

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Time Is Money

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A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!' mockup

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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