Alpha Wave Enthusiast T-Shirts

"My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

The next wave

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

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"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

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'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

Moses during his Part The Waves Tour 400bc

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'...and now I've told you all the ways you can contact us at the BBC, I'm afraid we have no time left for the programme...'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

Born leader

'Bummer, dude.'

Surfboarder reading.

'I paint your aura...'

'But enough about me-let's talk about my aura.'

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

"Hot enough for you?"

'If you think THIS is hot you should have been here in 1963!'

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

In obedience school, he was the alpha male.