Aloha Spirit T-Shirts

I love my Uke.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ghost puddle

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Whatever!

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"Is there anybody there?"

Dog Teenagers

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

For services to Tourism. . .

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Wine...Spirits...

Aloha!

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

Steampunk Santa

Bad Dog

Born to be Wild

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Christmas Tree Lights

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

Shoal of Fish following Shark

Trike lowrider