Almanac Collector Mugs

"Weird. It says we'll all die this year."

Southwark Fair.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Meet the Author

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Primitve God symbol

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

'I've been knocking for ages!'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

Removal Van.

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"See their cave paintings - all bought in."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'