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Collector Of Antiques Mugs
Start their day with a dose of vintage charm—our antique collector mugs feature witty and stylish designs perfect for adding a quirky touch to their morning routine.
"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."
Southwark Fair.
"You're on a what?!"
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
Early Colour TV
Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.
The original paperless office
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood
A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.
The First Printed Bible
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
Pre-Television Man Caves
Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.
Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)
'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!
Posh Easter Egg
Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.
JET (Part I)
"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.
"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."
It feels so weird when I forget my watch.
Verbal Orders
'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'
"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."
Grandfather Clock
"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"
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