Collector Of Ancient Artifacts Mugs

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Playdough's The Republic

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Haunted museum

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

First aid and sculpture

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Primitve God symbol

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

The Last Mosquito

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

Removal Van.

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street