Allergy To Normalcy Pillows

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"I'm glad you're open again."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Here's Pollen!"

Post-Pandemic Party

Covid beach

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

"Let's see if everyone likes having Christmas, New Year's Eve and Easter on the same day!"

Make America Normal Again

End of Mask Use

The Food Free Food Aisle

"Look...your school mailed its new student dress code. It says no skullcaps...no facial piercings...no sagging or torn pants...and no bare midriffs. Sorry...that last one was just for girls."

"Back to normal after june."

"I'm gluten intolerant."

"If you're not going to eat it, can I have your gluten?"

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

COVID-Nightmare ends!

"Nope, I'll have to pass on lunch today!"

"Aren't we allergic to nuts?"

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'