Allergy To Normalcy Pillows

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"I'm glad you're open again."

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

Post-Pandemic Party

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Here's Pollen!"

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

Covid beach

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

The Food Free Food Aisle

End of Mask Use

Make America Normal Again

"Let's see if everyone likes having Christmas, New Year's Eve and Easter on the same day!"

"I'm gluten intolerant."

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"Look...your school mailed its new student dress code. It says no skullcaps...no facial piercings...no sagging or torn pants...and no bare midriffs. Sorry...that last one was just for girls."

"If you're not going to eat it, can I have your gluten?"

COVID-Nightmare ends!

"Back to normal after june."

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

"Aren't we allergic to nuts?"