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Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"He's gone goth"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"The Nominees"

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'It's a silent protest.'

Crime Scene

Relax.

"He's always been an optimist."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Global warming

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"Nope. No fish."

World on Fire

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'