Allegory Aficionado Gifts

Bucky's allegory.

"But what if one day they lose that savvy and revert to a literal reading?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Monk Graffiti

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"Nemesisyphus"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'That looks tempting.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

The Trouble With Autonomous Vehicles

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'