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'Please help yourselves to the salad bar, folks.'

Happy hour.

"Start Sucking!"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It's my favorite.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

American style Greek cafe.

Pizza Tower Bridge

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"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Tzatzikicicle

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."