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'Please help yourselves to the salad bar, folks.'

Happy hour.

"Start Sucking!"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'It's my favorite.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

American style Greek cafe.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Tzatzikicicle

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

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"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"