All Souls' Day Gifts

Tia Marisela sure has a big tombstone. I didn't know she was so important."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'I hate my life.

Spider Web Musical Score.

Cat Romance

'Too dressy?'

Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

The eye of a painter and ear of a musician are good, but why did you bring a writer's shoe? The sole of a poet.

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Beato Romero

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Reproduction Furniture

America and October 12

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

Holy monk.

"When I ask myself out, I always say yesh...."

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

That's okay --- Nobody would get in if we included cheating on diets.

Wassailing!

Haman as a child

"Just think. . . one day they'll name national holidays for the both of us!"

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'