All Occasions Pillows

Expensive greeting cards.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Glyndebourne

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.