Alien Sports Lover Mugs

Football Spaceship

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Apple Pie Abduction