Alien Sitcom Lover Gifts

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Well, that one got away."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Bunny TV.

"C-Span is our reality television."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Planetary Invasion Supplies Store - Abduct Tape.

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

Chalk Bored

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"Could you help me with this?"