Alien Sitcom Lover Gifts

"Can we watch mindless drivel again tonight."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Well, that one got away."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

New York Stock Exchange. Wall St. To err is human, but this is ridiculous!

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"C-Span is our reality television."

Bunny TV.

Planetary Invasion Supplies Store - Abduct Tape.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Chalk Bored

"Zorg, why didn't your PowerPoint presentation addresses the invasion size differential?"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference