Alien Invasion Buff Pillows

"Bloody good luck the damned things were anti-vaxxers, eh wot?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Eight

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

How am I abducting?

"Not now, Oliver."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Asteroid Bennu

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Glimpses One Dollar

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

The first birthday gift.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Cows make terrible superheroes

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

Mars Rover

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'