Alien Invasion Buff Pillows

"Bloody good luck the damned things were anti-vaxxers, eh wot?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Not now, Oliver."

How am I abducting?

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Asteroid Bennu

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Glimpses One Dollar

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

The first birthday gift.

Mars Rover

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Cows make terrible superheroes

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

'Look Zork, those damn kids are 'Earthing' us!'