Alien Invasion Buffs Pillows

'Geez Neville, 2 million years of evolution and look what you've achieved... you're a nudist!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

How am I abducting?

"Not now, Oliver."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Swamp gas

Take me to your leader. . .

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'