Alien Encounter Fans Gifts

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Oh my god, Rhonda! You were abducted by aliens!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Field Trip!

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Swamp gas

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."