Alien Encounter Aficionados Gifts

"Look, just let me do it!"

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Alien embryo growing in earth.

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

dog vs UFO...

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Alien Assumption

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

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'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...