Ancient Alien Enthusiasts Gifts

"Darn autocorrect!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Sundial Time

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"