Ancient Alien Enthusiasts Gifts

"Darn autocorrect!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

dog vs UFO...

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

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Sundial Time

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Save Our Universe

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

How am I abducting?

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."