Alien Conspiracist T-Shirts

Let their style tell a cosmic story. Our alien conspiracy-themed t-shirts feature witty slogans and fun designs, making them great conversation starters wherever they go.

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Translation: "Let's turn off the invisibility shield just long enough to freak 'em out."

Translation: "Let's turn off the invisibility shield just long enough to freak 'em out." mockup

Translation: "Let's turn off the invisibility shield just long enough to freak 'em out."

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'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.' mockup

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

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"You left this on our ship."

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Elevator Music

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Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

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'Take me to your computer.'

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The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same. mockup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

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'Take me to your auto body shop.' mockup

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

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'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.' mockup

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

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Dustbin monster.

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"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke." mockup

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

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'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.' mockup

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

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"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair." mockup

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

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"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?" mockup

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

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Robot Attack in Bath

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'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?' mockup

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

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"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

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