Alien Befrienders Mugs

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Save Our Universe

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

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An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

"Well, that one got away."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"