Alien Befrienders Gifts

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

dog vs UFO...

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

"Well, that one got away."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien Assumption

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."