Alien Encounter Buffs Mugs

Cow Alien Abduction

"Well, that one got away."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'You do Botox?'

Hysterically laughing monster.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Chugger on the Moon