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Cow Alien Abduction

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Well, that one got away."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Alien Assumption

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'You do Botox?'

Hysterically laughing monster.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"