Alien Abduction Skeptic T-Shirts

Alien Assumption

"You left this on our ship."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Elevator Music

'Take me to your computer.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Dustbin monster.

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Robot Attack in Bath

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"I made it from a lost space probe."

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Cows make terrible superheroes

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Take us to your leader!"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'