Alien Abduction Enthusiast Gifts

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

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"Take me to your mechanic."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien Assumption

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

How am I abducting?

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"