Alice's Adventurer T-Shirts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Dresses Tweedledee and Tweedledum for Battle.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bad for you but to die for

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Snowboarding downhill.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I'm after the history section."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Universe of reading

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"AI tsumoney"