Alice's Adventurer T-Shirts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Dresses Tweedledee and Tweedledum for Battle.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bad for you but to die for

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Unconditional Loveseat

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Snowboarding downhill.

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Universe of reading

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"AI tsumoney"