Apples Adventurer T-Shirts

Fly eating apple.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Pumpkin patch

Bad for you but to die for

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Bring out yer books!'

Personal conker trainer.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Guitar Man.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Edison invents the personal stereo

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I'm after the history section."

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"I read the audio book."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Universe of reading

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Travellers

Happy Halloween!

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."