Algebra Adversary Gifts

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

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Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

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'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

Rage Against the Washing Machine

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

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"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

'Hey, dirt bag, bring back the pencil.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

The buck stops here... grudgingly.

Slug Hell.

'A human being answered the phone!'

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"

"It's all ads!"

"He used to think he was his own worst enemy..."