Appliance Adversary Gifts

Rage Against the Washing Machine

If everything worked like an app.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

Appliance Theatre

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

He sold appliances.

Bananas eye the blender

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"It's Monday."

Dyson with Death

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

'-and of course there's no V.A.T-victuals and things.'

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'

100% Effective Ad Blocking

"Well, if I were you, I'd first watch a couple YouTube videos, then I'd screw it up."

'And now Ladies, something you've been yearning for: A microwave oven with a defrost mode!'

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

"Ain't no feelin' like roundin' up free range ranges."

'Since getting this new refrigerator we've stopped impulse snacking and have lost weight.'

'Entertainment Services'