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"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

The Life of Pi

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

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"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

If everything worked like an app.

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

Things you should know about...

"No, Simon, X is not that special something that Simon Cowell is looking for!"

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

Rage Against the Washing Machine

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

Chess With Gorilla

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

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'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'Hey, dirt bag, bring back the pencil.'

The buck stops here... grudgingly.

2x + 5 = 13. Arithmetic might be education, but that algebra stuff is indoctrination!

Slug Hell.

'A human being answered the phone!'

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"

"It's all ads!"