Alcohol Researcher Pillows

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"Good boy."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

Alcohol Ingredients

"This brain drain is starting to become a major problem."

"I keep up with all the journals."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.