Album Authority Pillows

Trial by Media

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Off Duty.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Coming to a consensus.

Continental marshal

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

The boss is always right.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

How to make a concept album

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'