Album Authority Mugs

"It's the new Stones album."

Trial by Media

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Off Duty.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Coming to a consensus.

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Continental marshal

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

The boss is always right.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

How to make a concept album

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"