Alarm Dodger Mugs

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

Alarm clock.

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

Why men hate shopping.

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

You are here... ...Run!!!

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

Cycling Deaths

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

Ringing bell

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

'To tell the truth I'm GLAD I missed out on partnership again.'