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Alarm Clock Dodger Mugs
Start the day with a laugh with our alarm clock dodger mug collection—ideal for those who prefer to hit snooze and dream a little longer, all while enjoying their favorite brew.
Early snooze buttons.
Arm Clocks for Dog Lovers
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'
Snooze buttons for cat owners
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'
'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'
The Cat's Alarm Clock
Homework flavored dog food
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"
"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."
Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.
"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"
Big Ben
"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"
"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"
'The homework ate my dog.'
'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'
"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."
'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'
'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'
Alarm Clock Dodger Mugs Collection
Alarm Clock Dodger Pillows
Snuggle up with our alarm clock dodger pillows—adding humor and personality to your lounge or bedroom decor.
Alarm Clock Dodger Prints
Decorate with humor through our alarm clock dodger prints—bringing fun and wit to your living space or office.
Alarm Clock Dodger T-Shirts
Check out our clever alarm clock dodger t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for anyone who enjoys making a statement at breakfast.